Bloodhound Gang - The Bad Touch

Ha-ha! Well now, we call this the act of matingBut there are several other very important differencesBetween human beings and animals that you should know about
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Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas droughtMe and you do the kind of stuff that onlyPrince would sing aboutSo put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nutsYes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumb upYou've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of boundsI want you smoothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrownsCome quicker than FedEx never reach an apex just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclinedTo make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Do it nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelGettin' horny now
Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucketLike the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck itHieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South SeasBut I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means " Small Craft Advisory"So if I capsize of your thighs high tide, B-5 you shunk my battleshipPlease turn me on I'm Mister Coffee with an automatic dripSo show me yours I'll show you mine "Tool Time you'll Lovett just lik LyleAnd then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"
Do it nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelGettin' horny nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it nowYou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelDo it again nowou and me baby ain't nothin' but mammalsSo let's do it like they do on the Discovery ChannelGettin' horny now